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THIS IS THE WORST JOKE OF THE MONTH 

THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL FROM WHO ASKED HER MA WHAT WAS A DICK SHE Z MY DEAR ANNIE IT GOES UP FANNIE AND DOESN'T COME OUT TILL ITS SICK

    
 BY MD WHITECITY

MY GIRLFRIEND BOUGHT ME
a mood ring the other day. You no the ones that change colour to reflect what mood your in. When I'm in a good mood it turns blue. And when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on her forehead.

 


A WOMAN GOES TO
See here doctor complaining of bad stomach pains. The doc checks her over and gives his diagnosis.
Do you like changing nappies? the doc asks, the woman replies excitedly.'Oh! Am I pregnant, doc?
'no the doc says, shaking his head. You've got bowel cancer'.

 


A MAN WENT HOME
From a night out drinking and fell through the door of his house, his missus shouted:
'Whats the big idea coming ome half drunk? 'The man replies,
'sorry love I ran out of money.'